The Good Brew Company

#1 – the funny bit:

OK, so there isn't ALL THAT MUCH MONEY in sustainability and slow brewed beer. So every now and then I help a mate out by doing bogan bingo shows...This monday I am doing a show up at Mt. Hotham. There is now SNOW at Mt. Hotham.. so it's going to go off!.. but.. I would love some relevant jokes.

so far I have found these:

bogan-
first question in a bogan trivia night...
"what are you looking at?"... that's why it's bingo i guess. :)

then there are these doozies:
Q. Two bogans jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What does a bogan girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old bogan girl?
A. Granny.

Q. Why did the bogan cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What do you call a bogan girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. Two bogan kids in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman.

Q. What's the difference between a bogan boy and a bogan girl?
A. A bogan girl has a higher sperm count.

Q. Four bogans drive over a cliff in a Ford Falcon. What is wrong?
A. The car seats five.

snow-

the only half decent snow joke i could find:

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.

if you can help me come up with a bogan in snow joke I will send/deliver/shout ya a beer. :)

#2 – oz business bit

a) good brew related...

deano's got an online beer shop.. :).. eCommerce functionality coming soon but in the meantime you can buy beer by calling him.. can be delivered (carbon neutral near brunswick) cheaply up to 11pm every day of the week.

all the beer & prices are here....mixed cases available for conosuiers (sp?) :)
call me.

b) oz related....

again its a getup gem... if you haven's seen this video yet.. check it out its GOLD!!

ha!... f*#king political/big business dinosaurs whinging about 5 cents a litre instead of investing in real sustainable solutions....
...anyway.. you can help getup.org.au get this out to TV watchers...
if you haven't spent all your money on beer yet chip in here:
http://www.getup.org.au

#3 - world business bit:
Hey, hey... we're still lucky first worlders!!...
& we should definitely be exercising our right to protest while we've got it so good... no point being a lucky 1st worlder on an inhospitable world..eh!!

come support the Climate Emergency Rally - 5 July.
This Saturday is the Climate Emergency Rally and giant human sign!
We are all meeting at 1pm in the City Square (Swanston and Collins)

Bring yourself, your friends, family and pets for a fun afternoon of people power and your chance to make a difference and push our politicians in the right direction.

Please wear red to symbolise emergency and to help make our giant sign stand out for the aerial photographs.

links:
http://www.foe.org.au/news/2008/climate-emergency-rally-melbourne-july-5
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=14090931459

#3 – party time:

The night after the rally there will be a massive & wonderful arty EXTRAVAGANZA in the funkiest warehouse in Brunswick.
It costs $20 to get in BUT there is wall to wall entertainment, free food, free massage and the best beer brunswick has to offer! (of course)